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[ THIS IS MY CRY FOR HELP. ]

YES! [28 Jun 2006|01:24pm]

angst_in_space
[ mood | exalting suicide ]

Davey Havok does not enjoy bean dip!

CB: Is it hard to get vegan food at truck stops when you're on the road?

DH: Virtually impossible. You have to stick with peanuts and other assorted nuts, the occasional granola bar, the horrors of chips and bean dip, and the occasional un-frosted Pop-Tart.

[ THIS IS MY CRY FOR HELP. ]

[13 Mar 2006|10:27pm]

lady_servant
I was appalled to find that, while I was in school today, my thoughts turned to bean dip.

"Fuck, Potter! Get off the bean dip! That's for Sluggy! Damn kids..."

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ARGH! [17 Jan 2006|11:32pm]

xstuck_in_dragx
[ mood | Literally scared ]

I was browsing the entries for vegancooking, and I stumbled across a recipe for white bean dip with pita chips!

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If this is romance, then I don't ever want to deal with it... [29 Dec 2005|09:07am]

xstuck_in_dragx
My parents just kissed each other good-bye while they had bean dip in their mouths! This is not a good way to start off the morning.... *cringes*

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[05 Dec 2005|07:31pm]
__0v3rd053_z
[ mood | drunk ]

bean dip is gross!

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I Think I'm Ready to Throw-Up... [27 Nov 2005|01:37pm]

xstuck_in_dragx
[ mood | nauseated ]

Okay, so I managed to get by Thanksgiving weekend without being in the same room as bean dip. There was, however, this other grotesque dip that I was horrified to see made and consumed. That dip would be crab dip. Naturally, I didn't touch it, and tried to avoid it. In my opinion, it would be like eating Crabbe's smelly socks. To say that the thought is "unappealing" would be an understatement. It... it was gross.

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[24 Nov 2005|01:27pm]

angst_in_space
[ mood | melancholy ]

This makes me want to vomit my spleen. It quite resembles liquid dookie.

WARNING: BEAN DIPCollapse )

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Shut up, Lady, before I rip out your unborn baby and fuck it! [23 Nov 2005|11:52pm]

xstuck_in_dragx
[ mood | morose ]

Now that we've all established that I hate bean dip, I think I should continue ranting because I don't think you all fully understand how much it makes me cringe!

I hear that tomorrow, on THANKS-FOR-FUCKING-NOT-GIVING, my family is going to serve bean dip. I am most displeased.

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angst_in_space
[ mood | 834|\| D1P ]

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Are they really educating our children...? [18 Nov 2005|04:06am]

xstuck_in_dragx
[ mood | Disgusted ]

Gah! I read this horribly written book, Speak, and it mentioned BEAN DIP. Yes, this kid named Andy passed out into a bowl of bean dip after he got "wicked drunk".

It only gets worse...

Two days ago, I was in Acme with my mother, and she buys two cans of bean dip produced by Frito Laye(sp?). Then, this morning when I went downstairs, they started eating in front of me ... and they put cheese in it. Myeh! I was ready to throw-up; I was so disgusted. They even had the audacity to offer me some of it, and I freaked out even more.

[ THIS IS MY CRY FOR HELP. ]

D: [17 Nov 2005|05:43pm]

_iamboring
[ mood | cold ]

Beandip killed my father and raped my mother.
And then it made me dance with Justin Timberlake.

Some people have nightmares about their anxiety at school, and that their teeth fall out.
I have nightmares about drowning in bean dip, and that even my teeth have taste-buds.

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[16 Nov 2005|07:07pm]

angst_in_space
[ mood | uncomfortable ]

Bean dip raped me.

Warning: Disturbing ImageCollapse )

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Alan Rickman is 60 years old. [15 Nov 2005|04:38pm]

_iamboring
[ mood | crushed (literally) ]

My entire house collapsed because of Hurricane Beandip.

Then Crabbe crushed my mom.

The pain is unbearable. I will never eat again.

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Stupid Holden... [06 Nov 2005|08:00pm]

lady_servant
[ mood | annoyed ]

That Goddam bean dip! It makes me so fucking depressed, the bastard.

I don't think that many of you could understand where I'm coming from with this.

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I HATE MY LIFE! [08 Oct 2005|02:25pm]

angst_in_space
[ mood | angry at bean dip ]

I got candy for calling bean dip a "culinary calamity" in a vocabulary sentence for English class.

It does NOT help to be rewarded for my obsession!

And I have put in a new entry to Urban Dictionary which will hopefully set those sex-obsessed bean dip lovers straight. Maybe they'll realize that their lives aren't going anywhere.

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There is no escape [08 Oct 2005|12:17am]

lady_servant
[ mood | Repulsed ]

Bean dip is EVERYWHERE! Really, I'm serious... I had a dream about bean dip the other night! A FUCKING DREAM ABOUT BEAN DIP! There is nothing that could describe what bean dip can do to a person when they dream about it.

In other horrid news, I have been even more scarred thanks to the Urban Dictionary definitions about bean dip!

CURSE YOU, URBAN DICTIONARY!!!Collapse )

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:( [20 Sep 2005|01:12am]

mystic_star
bean dip scares me so much. especially when my friend makes it when sour cream and cheese i feel like im going to die. please help?

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[15 Sep 2005|05:15pm]

angst_in_space
[ mood | scared ]

I should NOT like bean dip just because it isn't meat.

I wish they would stop....

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[11 Sep 2005|12:40pm]

_pheelie
Just thought I'd share this.



My mom offered me some bean dip today.


And I ran away.



Now she thinks I'm mentally unstable.

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Never Argue With Mr. Wonka... [07 Sep 2005|10:43pm]

lady_servant
Behold, more promoting/spamming banners!

Wonka DipCollapse )

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