Okay, so I managed to get by Thanksgiving weekend without being in the same room as bean dip. There was, however, this other grotesque dip that I was horrified to see made and consumed. That dip would be crab dip. Naturally, I didn't touch it, and tried to avoid it. In my opinion, it would be like eating Crabbe's smelly socks. To say that the thought is "unappealing" would be an understatement. It... it was gross.