In other horrid news, I have been even more scarred thanks to the Urban Dictionary definitions about bean dip!
1): n. A substance that is a mixture of semen and crap; usually produced during anal sex.
2): v. The act of flicking a fat kid's boob to where it jiggles, in a manner as if you were dipping a chip into bean dip.
3): A nice way of saying bullshit.
ex: ...And that, my friend, is pure bean dip.
[And Miss Lucretia Baine's definition]
4): The most repulsive food in the universe which induces strong feelings of self-contempt.
ex: Bean dip, the most hideous sort of dip in the universe, is a culinary calamity, and I pity all who enjoy it.
This information was taken from the on-line Urban Dictionary.